does getting a septum piercing hurt?
it hurts the people that care about you
FACT OF THE DAY: NASA’s budget was cut recently due to concerns over aliens. Scientists issued the following statement:
If we ever meet aliens in the galaxy, they will most likely be far superior in technology to us. Therefore, it is the most prudent thing to hide here on Earth, where the chances of them finding us are slim. Also, please stop letting go of balloons. We don’t want anyone up there knowing we’re living down here.
i have no interest in small talk tell me about ur childhood and what ur parents are like and how many siblings u have and if u are afraid of death or if u believe in an afterlife and what ur favorite movie is and if u like romantic comedies or horror movies or action movies and what kind of music u like and why and tell me the bands or artists u loved in middle school but are too ashamed to admit to anyone else
America: DUMP IT ALL IN THE HARBOR